14 December 2009

Evil Temptation

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Well, I've always been a Dilbert fan. Recently the author Scott Adams launched The Dilbert Store and as I wondering around I have found these two amazing gadgets. Behold! I hereby introduce you the exciting:

Annoy-A-Tron 2.0


When productivity is out of the question and your cubicle confinement is eating away at your spirits, you need an outlet for workplace amusement. And who doesn’t need a reason to torment the deserving? The Annoy-A-Tron 2.0 is a tiny device that can be mischievously concealed in any creative location you feel will yield co-worker distress. Equipped with two magnets for easy hiding, it will generate an obnoxious sound of your choice in sporadic intervals –- so tracking it down is virtually impossible. Watch in silent satisfaction as it slowly breaks the professionalism of your favorite sales weasel or accounting troll as he or she struggles to tolerate (and eventually attempts to locate) the maddening source.


Phantom Keystroker V2


Do you suspect your Wally-esque co-worker is slacking off, while your own work load keeps growing? Does your Alice-like colleague’s repellent attitude grind your gears? Whatever your office frustration, there’s now a gratifying technique to relieve it. The Phantom Keystroker V2 is an innovative workplace prank tool that will yield the satisfying results you’ve only imagined in your vengeful cubicle daydreams. Conveniently disguised as a typical USB device, it can be set to make unsystematic mouse movements, type random words and phrases, or toggle between caps lock. Watch in silent contentment as your victim breaks down in frustration and frantically contacts IT with fears of a malevolent virus.

Argh.... Now my mind is filled with evil thoughts. Perhaps I should get them as Christmas presents for myself?

08 December 2009

孺子不可教也

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无意间看到了这则很搞笑的Pearls Before Swine漫画。


让我联想到了黄子华其中一段很“抵死”的栋笃笑,恭抄如下:

靓仔係唔係真係甘重要呀?
有D人话男人唔驶靓仔既,有才华咪得啰!

係,你有冇试过帶你既才华去落disco识女仔呀?
人地D靓仔一行入去,唔驶二十分钟,就已经同D女仔互相问问题:
“你度定我度啊?”

我带住我既才华入到去,几艰难先搵到个女仔肯比個机会我,
唔係俾机会我交换问题,而係俾机会我表演我的才华,

唱歌跳舞做话剧讲大话功夫表演,成套欢乐今宵一个人做一次......
等到个女仔睇上我既时候,我已经没力喇!

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