Evil Temptation

Well, I've always been a Dilbert fan. Recently the author Scott Adams launched The Dilbert Store and as I wondering around I have found these two amazing gadgets. Behold! I hereby introduce you the exciting:

Annoy-A-Tron 2.0

When productivity is out of the question and your cubicle confinement is eating away at your spirits, you need an outlet for workplace amusement. And who doesn’t need a reason to torment the deserving? The Annoy-A-Tron 2.0 is a tiny device that can be mischievously concealed in any creative location you feel will yield co-worker distress. Equipped with two magnets for easy hiding, it will generate an obnoxious sound of your choice in sporadic intervals –- so tracking it down is virtually impossible. Watch in silent satisfaction as it slowly breaks the professionalism of your favorite sales weasel or accounting troll as he or she struggles to tolerate (and eventually attempts to locate) the maddening source.

Phantom Keystroker V2

Do you suspect your Wally-esque co-worker is slacking off, while your own work load keeps growing? Does your Alice-like colleague’s repellent attitude grind your gears? Whatever your office frustration, there’s now a gratifying technique to relieve it. The Phantom Keystroker V2 is an innovative workplace prank tool that will yield the satisfying results you’ve only imagined in your vengeful cubicle daydreams. Conveniently disguised as a typical USB device, it can be set to make unsystematic mouse movements, type random words and phrases, or toggle between caps lock. Watch in silent contentment as your victim breaks down in frustration and frantically contacts IT with fears of a malevolent virus.

Argh.... Now my mind is filled with evil thoughts. Perhaps I should get them as Christmas presents for myself?